Put your hands up, get out of the car

May 25
May 25
drivinginsanity:

i have a big penis.

drivinginsanity:

i have a big penis.

May 25
May 25
Apr 24
I would say I hope you know what you’re getting yourself into,
But honestly, I want you to be surprised.

I would say I hope you know what you’re getting yourself into,

But honestly, I want you to be surprised.

Apr 24
Stand up, we will not be moved, except by a child with no socks and shoes.

Stand up, we will not be moved, except by a child with no socks and shoes.

Apr 24

Hang me up to dry,

You’ve run me out too, too, too many times.

There’s nothing holding me to you, goodbye.

Apr 24
I wish i could naturally deselect you

I wish i could naturally deselect you

Apr 24
Just shut the fuck up, it will be gone in a minute.

Just shut the fuck up, it will be gone in a minute.

Apr 24
Wouldn’t it be cool if we were?

Wouldn’t it be cool if we were?